WARNING: The following story may offend sensitive readers. You may want to skip reading this post if nudity or poop is disconcerting to your senses.
We all do it; it’s a natural bodily function. However, there is a time and place for everything. I respect one’s privacy to be alone at “certain times”. A little modesty goes a long way with me and sharing
everything is not something Doughboy and I do. With seven bathrooms, my only request is that he choose a location that isn’t in my general vicinity. Children, however, are immune to tact and sensibility. Heck…Doughboy isn’t always the King of Tact either. But that’s a subject for another time.
Enter a naked child. Why is he naked you ask? According to his mother, Jameson wasn’t an
immediate threat since he had filled his diaper a short time earlier. Jameson usually wears a Little Swimmer in the pool just in case he feels the “urge”. His wise mother allowed her child – our 2-year-old grandson – to swim and play without the encumbrance of clothing or diaper. Cute, huh?

Enter a clean white dog. I had taken all three canine children to Puppy Tubs the day before for their 6-week grooming appointment. They enjoyed a day at the spa and returned home bathed, clipped, and sweet smelling. Kady, our precocious West Highlight White Terrier (emphasis on WHITE) was beautifully clean – a contrast to her usual beige color.

Enter Doughboy. According to Doughboy, Kady "asked" to join the family for a swim in the pool. How a dog can ask for anything is beyond my comprehension. Kady may look longingly at her food bowl, beg for a treat, or bark if her water bowl is empty, but asking to swim is not something Kady has ever done. However, Doughboy fancies himself as a dog whisperer and often recreates conversations between he and Kady. So who am I to argue? Besides, it was hot and I didn’t have the energy.
The boys were inside with Jamie taking a mid-afternoon nap. My SIL was sitting in a chair reading and Doughboy was floating in the pool with Kady perched on his tummy. Ahhhhh…it was a perfect time for me to get in the pool and cool off with a swim. Seeing me wade into the pool, Kady swam to me so I could give a snuggle and help her get out. Floating around with Doughboy, I first heard Kady snorting in doggie ecstacy, then noticed her rubbing her back with all four paws kicking wildly in the air. Hmmmm…she must be scratching her newly shaved back on the hot concrete. This happens to be one of Kady’s favorite pastimes.
Then it hit me! A horrible, offensive odor that smelled like…poop! Where was it coming from? Kady whizzed by me like dogs are wont to do for no reason. Her back and head were covered in something that looked like…poop! Eewww! Apparently our grandson – the naked one – had hidden behind the outdoor furniture to launch his assult. Right in front of the fireplace was a pile of poop that, to Kady, was a cacophony of canine perfume. Why do dogs inisist on rolling in all things dead and disgusting!?
How did I know it was Jameson that did the deed? Here’s your warning to STOP READING. To put it as delicately as possible, we had roasted corn the night before… and my dogs don’t eat corn.
Lesson #2385: Do not EVER let your grandchildren run unencumbered around the pool – not matter what their mother says to the contrary!

P.S. I've been asked...what happened to Kady? Did Jamie help with clean up? Why didn't Doughboy volunteer his help in the clean up?
I ushered Kady to the upper deck so I could get her in the laundry room for a bath. Not wanting to pickup Kady with my bare hands (yuck!) I grabbed the closest article at hand which happened to be Doughboy's swim towel. Yes, Jamie did offer to help. But I figured she wouldn't be much use on account of her being doubled over with laughter. Doughboy remained in the pool while he barked orders at me to clean up the mess MY grandson had made (note Doughboy's rebuttal in the comment section of this post).
Returning to the pool area after Kady's bath, I lovingly placed a towel close at hand for Doughboy to use. In my sweetest wifely voice, I reminded him to towel dry his hair really well. He had a flight to catch in a short time and I didn't want his hair to look messy. Hmmmmmm...now where did I place the towel I had used for Kady????? Oh well...I'm sure it will show up somewhere :) Oh, Honey...you missed a spot ;)